Community Celebration: Terra Swoop Force

Readers, I have returned. The mob of angry mobs that drove me out of town for shady farming practices last week have admitted defeat. Or they got bored, but the moral of this story is that I am no longer on the run and anything can be traded as potatoes if it’s made with beige blocks. I had to come back in any case, there is an important mission at hand. Or should I say, at wing! Uh-oh, that joke was so terrible that the mobs are getting riled up again. Why don’t you hang out with the original map’s co-designers from Noxcrew while I try to calm them down? They’ll fill you in on what you can expect from this week’s free map that is available for both Bedrock and Java!

I am sure that Geo Descent Labs will be as excited to have me on their team as Mojang Studios is. Finally, I will be able to flex my scientific muscles and prove once and for all that I look amazing in lab coats. The trick is to wear several at once, if one makes you look smart then obviously four coats will quadruple that effect. See! I’m basically a doctor already.

While you start layering, I’m going to check in with Noxcrew again. Maybe we can get some insider information that will help us solve this.

That is the kind of ambition I strive to reach one day. But not today, because I am too busy flying around! I have managed to become airborne now and have tested out all the walls to make sure they are safe to crash into. Please hold for my report as the results are inconclusive. Joe, can you fill us in on the design process? That information would be very helpful in my findings, as these walls seem intentionally placed in my flight path.

Just as I suspected. If you read between the lines, you can clearly see that my version of Terra Swoop Force includes rogue walls that appear out of nowhere. I am still an excellent flyer, stellar sleuth, and alleged scientist. I really should add map maker to this list, especially when Noxcrew are still loitering in the hallways.

Well, there you have it. Just have fun with it, young map makers. Thankfully, my idea of fun is an empty space. Not an obstacle in sight. Just my own thoughts. Get ready for The Big Map of Existential Ponderings™, coming to you whenever I have a big deadline I need to meet!

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